This requires a little thought.

Anonymous asked: I feel bad following you only because of your relationship with Craig, while I know nothing about you! who are you???

My name is Chyna. I like short walks on the beach followed by naps. I’m studying American Sign Language. I’m allergic to percocet. When I was a child I thought “man” was a bad word. I’m shamefully in love with the hit 90s sitcom “Friends”. I’ve never seen The Goonies.

:-)

Anonymous asked: what tattoos do you have, if you don't mind me asking? i sometimes see what looks like tree branches across your collarbones in videos and IT INTRIGUES ME.

I have many but the one you’re referring to it a bunch of wildflowers on my shoulder. There’s some sort of branch detailing that you noticed. Craig says it’s his favorite and I totally agree. Also probably was the most painful and took longer than any of my other tattoos.

I laughed at this for an inordinate amount of time.

solarbeat asked: Chyna! How are you doing? I hope you're well.

I’m freaking awesome. I’ll be even better in two days when I’m at Vidcon hanging out with thousands of great people. Plus I won’t have to work for a few days. Can’t beat that!

Anonymous asked: i don't have a question but i just wanted to let you know that you and craig are really, really cute.

I appreciate that. He’s really the cute one. He makes me look like a cuter, better person just by being near him. 

sidal714 asked: Hi Chyna! I saw your Tumblr link on Twitter, I hope you're having a wonderful and awesome day! and that Craig comes back to you safe and sound :)

Thank you. My day is wonderful. This largely has to do with the fact that I don’t have to work today and I slept well into the afternoon.

And he’s home safely, thank you :-)

Anonymous asked: Don't mean to be a creeper, but would you mind telling the story of how you and Craig (wheezywaiter) met and became in nerdfighter-like. :3

I was going to answer sorta sarcastically but then I remembered that honesty is the best policy sooo..

About a year ago I was working at a job I hated, basically telling people their homes were at risk of foreclosure 5 days a week. It was horrible and not at all rewarding and I was miserable. So I came to the realization one day that I didn’t HAVE to be unhappy all the time. I had some money saved up so I quit my job and got hired at a museum making minimum wage and only working a few hours each week. I wanted to travel and see things and have experiences while I still had the chance (I was in the process of changing majors after wasting a silly amount of time in nursing school). And that happened to line up perfectly with when Craig was touring last spring with DPC. So I went to a show (side note: if you haven’t seen them live you need to), and another, and another. I just started traveling and seeing everything I could see. And that led me to where I am now. Living in the greatest city in the country. Happier than I ever imagined a person could be.

I realize I’ve left out a number of details but my life is still private so that’s all you’re getting ;-)

Anonymous asked: ARE YOU DATING VRAIG/??>?

I don’t know anyone named Vraig and I think if I was dating someone by that name Craig would be really upset and hurt. So no. No Vraigs for me.